The usually quiet Bollywood actor Aamir Khan is stirring up many new controversies these days. He ahs started blogging recently. in one of his recent blogs Aamir talks about his dog which is named Shah Rukh Khan. Aamir defends himself saying the dog came with the house he brought. The house owner named the dog Shah Rukh since apparently the the actors shot for an ad in the same house.

What i don’t understand is how can Aamir be so downright rude and insulting? Shah Rukh has never commented ever on Aamir’s films or life. What does Aamir want to prove? Just because Shah Rukh doesn’t make serious/hard hitting movies like Aamir that doesn’t mean he is not a good actor.

And Aamir hasn’t just stopped making comments on Shah Rukh. Recently he has composed a song targeting Salman Khan. The song talks about Salman’s love for fast bikes, watches and women. SO what’s the big deal? They are Salman’s personal interests and Aamir has not right to comment on them.

What scruples does Aamir have? He divorced his wife and married his long-time girlfriend, who he started seeing when he was already married. Aamir should bow a step down and reduce his arrogance.

1.      When it appears that you have killed the monster, never check to
see if it’s really dead.
2.      If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was
once a church that was used for black masses, had previous inhabitants
who went mad of committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or
had inhabitants who performed necrophilia or satanic practices in your
house move away immediately.

3.      Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

4.      If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which
they should not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is
other than their own, shoot them immediately.  It will save you a lot
of grief in the long run.  NOTE: It will probably take several rounds
to kill them, so be prepared.

5.      When you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off and go it alone.

6.      As a general rule, don’t solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

7.      Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere near a grave,
tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other house of the dead.

8.      If you’re searching for something which caused a noise and find out
that it’s just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your
life.

9.      If the appliances start operating by themselves, move out.

10.     Do not take anything from the dead.

11.     If you find a town that looks deserted, it’s probably for a
reason.  Take the hint and stay away.

12.     Don’t fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you’re sure you
know what you are doing.

13.     If you’re running from a monster, expect to trip or fall down at
least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion.  Also note
that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely
shambling along, it’s still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

14.     If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic
behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes,
increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them as fast as
possible.

15.     Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are
listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (God help
you if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small
town in Maine.

16.     If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby
deserted-looking house to phone for help.

17.     Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chain saws, staple guns,
hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane
torches, ice picks, soldering iron, hand saws, and any device made
from deceased companions.

18.     Listen to the soundtrack; and pay attention to the audience, since
they are usually far more intelligent than you could ever hope to be.

go this forward is my mailbox , thought i would share it with you guys

 a man  hated his wife’s cat and he decided to get rid of it. He
>drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there.  However, the
>cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home.
>
>The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the
>same thing happened.
>
>He kept increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept coming
>home before him.
>
>At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then
>left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on
>until
>he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.
>
>An hour later…. The man calls his wife at home and asks her,
>”Jen is the cat there?”
>
>”Yes, why do you ask?” asked his wife.
>
>Frustrated the man said,” Put that  cat on the phone, I am
>lost and I need directions to reach home!!!
>
>Moral: How much ever we dislike somebody, someday we might need their
>assistance.

Here is some humour to liven up your day. Got this funny thing in my mailbox through one of my friends. Enjoy!

1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship

2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain

3) The movie would be called “Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya”

4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die on the first dip

5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine’s father to teach the hero a lesson

6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.

And last but not least

7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserved for SC/ST/OBC